when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person
This is still the most beautiful dog photoset I’ve ever seen
May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
I laughed so hard no sound came out
Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop
and then randomly pause it
and next you know you’re on tumblr
and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban | tilt shift
in all my years that i have been on this earth i have not played spin the bottle once. does this mean that i’ve never actually lived? do a lot of people actually even play spin the bottle? or is its importance and prevalence stretched and exaggerated in media? these are the questions of the hour
Are teen parties with alcohol and red solo cups even real?!!?!
Has anyone ever participated in a food fight?
"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????
i hope andrew thinks about this a lot because i sure do
you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either