i want to have degrees in everything. writing. acting. slaughtering men. video game design.
they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’.
im tired of things costing money
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
So tonight the moon was pretty much a dark satellite lit by no sun.
GODDAMMIT, NIGHT VALE.
a majestic stealthy cold blooded killer
I don’t know how to tiger.
i dont even interpret “uwu” as a smiley i just read it as “oo woo”
That’s supposed to be a FACE?!
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
i have abs………olutely nothing
this is England
Peter Capaldi on BBC Breakfast 03.02.2012 [x]